#stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

[sydneighsays]

Doodle

Timeline unclear but we ball

[disappointingcabbage]

HAPPY EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY I SEE THE REMINDER ON MY PHONE AND THE TIME HAS COME TO DO ANYTHING BUT PAY RESPECTS TO THE MAN WHO HAD SO MANY FUCKED UP IF TRUE BOOKS

[driedlillies]

AU where Gerry lives and he somehow finds himself in the tunnels with Jon (I haven’t thought about the logistics) and when Leitner finds them he takes one look at Gerry and BOOKS IT back to a hideout

[horseradish-girly]

Jurgen Leitner must experience brutal pipe murder in every universe

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Sasha, Melanie and Cel but is just Melanie making friends and trying to get them to kill Elias (alterbativally best ghost hunter trio).

Elias, Grizzop and Zolf but Elias is so busy going "what type of Peter Lukas is that and should I divorce him too" with Zolf he doesn't realize Grizzop killing him.

Martin and Wilde but is just Wilde way to elaborated excuses to not honestly review Martin's poetry and Martin's elaborated hidden tests around "is this an alternate historical figure or the Stranger being silly?".

Azu and Jon but is just cause Jon needs a hug and Azu is way to competent she could solve TMA with marbles, hugs and axes.

Hamid, Tim and TMA Sasha just cause I think they would be neat together. But mostly Hamid and Sasha research into danger zone repeatedly.

Bertie and Jurgen Leitner cause Leitner deserves to have to deal with Bertie and I think that Bertie would have a lot of underseved fun if he got eldrish permission to be openly fucked up and evil.

[rebeccaberry]

BRUTAL PIPE MURDER ANNIVERSARY TODAY!

Let's all do anything except pay respects to that old man goth book collector!

[lailas-in-space]

Happy death day, Jurgen Leitner. You are not missed.

[beholdingsarchivist]

HAPPY BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY!!!!

stupid crusty old man. anyways this is my leitner rant necklace

[lostinthevoidandthestars]

Welp, that's obviously a Leitner

[azocscreativespace]

Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate :)

Don't smoke, kids, smoking kills

If you're in the Netherlands and go to Tomocon Oss this year, you can buy this print :D

Insta for my button and print designs: BlobjesArt

[downloadablecreature]

Petition for Jonny Sims to write some of the Leitners that show up in TMA.

[vieramars]

I think tumblr should know about my leitner rant mug

[driedlillies]

Head empty only Gerry sometimes thinking back to that pathetic old man he beat up and mentally sending him an apology because he mistook him for an evil librarian with fucked up books (you’ll never believe who the old guy was—)

[perseus-jackass]

Relistening to TMA, I’m on episode 80 and all I have to say is:

JURGEIN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitener

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and i lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

every day once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

[blahaj-blastin]

Part 2 of the Roommate TMA saga

[whydidgodcursemethisway]

ive seen more cat!jon then i have monster!jon and that’s a crime that cannot go unpunished.